COLUMN: Gary Bettman Owns Canada in Hockey

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NEW YORK — For nearly three decades, one truth has quietly echoed across rinks from Vancouver to Toronto: when it comes to the Stanley Cup, Canada has been living in Gary Bettman’s world.

And it’s been a long, cold winter.

Since Bettman became commissioner of the National Hockey League in 1993, not a single Canadian franchise has lifted the Stanley Cup. Zero. Goose egg. The country that invented hockey has watched teams from Tampa, Denver, Vegas and Los Angeles skate away with the sport’s greatest prize while the Great White North keeps waiting for its turn.

At this point, Bettman might as well have the Cup shipped directly to the United States every June with a polite note: “Thanks for participating.”

The drought has become almost mythical. The last Canadian champion remains the Montreal Canadiens in 1993 — the same year Bettman took the commissioner’s chair. Since then, Canadian teams have made runs, sure. The Vancouver Canucks tried. The Calgary Flames got close. The Edmonton Oilers and Ottawa Senators knocked on the door.

But the Cup always seems to take a detour south of the border.

Meanwhile, the United States keeps stacking hardware — and even recently celebrated international gold, adding another jab in the eternal hockey rivalry with Canada.

Coincidence? Of course.

But if you ask a Canadian hockey fan after their third coffee and second sports radio rant, they might tell you the truth: Bettman runs the league, Bettman approves the deals, Bettman signs the paperwork.

And in the Bettman era, the Stanley Cup apparently prefers U.S. zip codes.

So while trade deadline chaos swirls and playoff races tighten, one thing remains certain: somewhere in New York, the commissioner of the NHL is probably smiling.

After all, the Canadians may have invented the game.

But in the Bettman era, Gary runs puck.

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